A professional moaner, accidental comedian. Part time vegan, full time beer drinker. MRes Forensic Science graduate. Forever a waitress, currently a Berlin startup employee.  Tattooed, a little pierced. Neutral Milk Hotel and Twin Peaks fan. Young and lovely. The Larry David amongst my friends.

But most of all a loser.

Once again attempting to make something out of myself. Here is a place where it will all be documented.

First read about how I got inspired and subsequently challenged myself to become less of a waste of space.


Sit back, relax, cringe.


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