A professional moaner, accidental comedian. Part time vegan, full time beer drinker. MRes Forensic Science graduate. Forever a waitress, currently a Berlin startup employee. Tattooed, a little pierced. Neutral Milk Hotel and Twin Peaks fan. Young and lovely. The Larry David amongst my friends.
But most of all a loser.
Once again attempting to make something out of myself. Here is a place where it will all be documented.
Sit back, relax, cringe.